Две ссылки на craigslist (не для детей! закройте глаза, дети):
1) "I cannot stress this enough however, you must play as a ROBOTIC dinosaur. This is very specific, my interest lie entirely in animatronic dinosaurs, not real ones. I thought I should mention this as there have been unfortunate miscommunications in the past, leading to performances that have left me without an orgasm."
2) My mom responded to my w4w add! with pics! What the hell were you thinking!
Я даже не буду пытаться переводить
1) "I cannot stress this enough however, you must play as a ROBOTIC dinosaur. This is very specific, my interest lie entirely in animatronic dinosaurs, not real ones. I thought I should mention this as there have been unfortunate miscommunications in the past, leading to performances that have left me without an orgasm."
2) My mom responded to my w4w add! with pics! What the hell were you thinking!
Я даже не буду пытаться переводить